Bloom Bandit Apparel
Bloom Bandit Apparel
Florist Tees That Don’t Suck
Because you’ve got thorns, not just petals.
Shop apparel made for floral pros who are tired of “live, laugh, love” energy.
Bloom Bandit Clothing presents the Logo
First Release T-shirt, designed exclusively for the floral industry aficionados. Crafted with precision and passion, this unique tee encapsulates the essence of the floral world's grit and grace.
Made from premium quality fabric, each shirt is tailored for comfort and durability, ensuring that you can wear your passion wherever you go. Whether you're arranging bouquets, tending to your garden, or simply embracing your love for all things floral, the 'Where's My Knife' tee is the perfect addition to your wardrobe.
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Our First Release Bloom Bandit Tee is a stripped-down version of the original. No rose, no softness. Just bold black cotton, our signature wordmark, and serious florist energy.
It’s the kind of shirt you throw on when you're running late for a 7AM market run and still want to look like you own the damn shop (because you probably do).
Made from 100% cotton and built for real work, install days, cleanup chaos, or just flexing at the wholesaler. Looking for an oversized fit? Size up. You’ll thank us later.
Details:
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Unisex fit
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100% cotton, soft but structured
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Available in black only (because duh)
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Recommend sizing up for a looser fit
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 22.61 | 23.37 | 24.13 | 24.64 | 25.40 | 26.42 |
| Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
If you’ve ever torn apart a studio table, blamed your assistant, checked your apron pocket twice, and still couldn’t find your knife… this one’s for you.
The “Where’s My Knife” Tee is made for florists living in constant tool confusion. Black cotton, bold lettering, and just the right amount of judgment for anyone who dares to borrow your gear. Again.
Soft, durable, and perfect for everything from design days to install chaos.
Want it loose and lived-in? Size up.
Details:
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Unisex fit
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100% cotton, soft and breathable
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Printed in white on black (so it hides your stress sweat)
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Recommend sizing up for a relaxed fit
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
“Where’s My Knife?” Probably Under a Pile of Greens
We turned your daily meltdown into a t-shirt. You’re welcome.
Soft. Sharp-looking. Easier to find than your actual knife.
The Tee That Started the Trouble
Our OG design. Black, bold, and just the right amount of unbothered. If you’re only buying one thing, make it this.